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My Holiday in Finland, briefly

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A few observations as I near the midpoint of my trip in Finland:

1. I have flown to Finland 5 times in my life, and my luggage has been lost or screwed up on 3 of those occasions. This was the first time it happened in the middle of a freezing-butt cold stretch in Winter.

2. This is the first time I have returned to Finland since my mission where I have not been asked to speak in church. I am very grateful for this.

3. Sauna is even better than I remember.

4. Cigarette smoke stench on old people in Finland is different than cigarette stench on old people in the US. It has a slightly more stale and bitter twist to it, but less overpowering. I remember noticing this 10 years ago, but had forgotten.

6. Finland is beautiful when there is a fresh blanket of snow on the ground in the midst of the winter darkness that otherwise seems so all-encompassing and impenetrable.

7. There are several things that make a trip to Finland completely worth it–even when it’s been below freezing every minute of my time here: Valio’s Banana yogurt, watching children sing the Tip-Tap Tip-Tap song before Santa Claus comes, candlelit cemeteries on Christmas, and Budapests.

More to come…

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My Holiday in Finland, briefly

Written by Scott B.

12/24/2009 at 12:21 am

A Brief History of Failure, BCC Zeitcast edition

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Unknown to most readers at BCC, there has been a significant effort behind the scenes to reboot the once-proud Zeitcast–BCC’s podcast, in which a handful of permabloggers shoot the bull over the Interwebs about topics Mormon or otherwise. Unfortunately, each and every attempt up to this point has failed, with the grandest and most epic of failures coming last night.

Failure #1:
My first attempt at a podcast! Just before Halloween, Steve Evans, John C, and I discussed Halloween candy, Trunk-or-Treats, and a Book of Mormon-based novel that John found in his local library. After recording, I discover that the software I was using to record (Audacity) has multiple input settings, and that I had chosen the wrong one. Thus, I had recorded 15 minutes of silence. Steve mocks me harshly, and exaggerates the length of time we were recording before I caught my mistake to anyone who will listen.

Failure #2:
Another pre-Halloween attempt, in which Steve Evans, Guest Kyle M, and I fail to launch on account of Steve’s struggles with his recent installation of Windows 7 and Audacity’s compatibility with it. Of course, we don’t realize that his software has failed until we have been talking for 35 minutes or so about a variety of topics, including Halloween, Tennis Shoes Among the Nephites, and other minutiae. I feel poetically smug as Steve tries to reconcile his mockery of me the week before with his own foul up.
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12/13/2009 at 6:03 pm

Posted in LDS - Culture, blogging

Did You Really Just Write That?

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That was more or less what my wife wanted to know after reading my most recent post at BCC about a dream I had some years ago. I was initially surprised at her reaction, but the longer I’ve thought about it, the more I wonder if I just completely outed myself as a crazy person.

Actually, my wife’s surprise at my decision to write that post was related more to the fact that I’ve always been quite reticent about telling other people about spiritual experiences, especially the more personal, fuzzy sort like that dream. She’s quite right–I’m a very private person, and not prone to publicly displaying details about my personal life. Although I read the passage in Charles C. Rich’s journal which caused me to compare it to my own dream several weeks ago, I had no intention of making that comparison the subject of any public writing until yesterday afternoon, when I oddly had the desire to do so.

I suppose this is also another micro-step in my decision to overcome my cowardice, as I like to think of it, in taking positions or opinions in public on issues that are less than firmly established. What better way to show gusto than to display my inner lunatic and destroy any intellectual credibility I had over there?

Sigh.

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Did You Really Just Write That?

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12/05/2009 at 2:16 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

An Insult to Turkey Bowls

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I had the temerity to raise my hand in Elders Quorum last Sunday and ask if anyone was interested in putting together a Turkey Bowl on Thanksgiving Day, and so was naturally put in charge of the event. I forgot about this responsibility almost as soon as it was given to me (in keeping with my General Theory of Elders Quorum Responsibility Forgetfulness), and didn’t give it another thought until Tuesday afternoon when I got an email from someone in the EQ asking about the game and if anyone was planning on playing. Repenting of my sloth, I drafted a note about the game and sent it to the EQ email list.

By the time the game was supposed to start–yesterday morning at 8:30am–it was clear that the number of hands who had expressed interest in playing was a gross overstatement of the number of people who were actually willing to show up and toss around the pigskin. We waited 30 minutes or so past the scheduled starting time, and finally managed to scrounge up 6 players, myself included. We all stretched out, the hardcore footballers put on their cleats, and we staked out a shortened field since our numbers were so few, and no one really wanted to run much anyway.

Thus went the Harbor Hills Ward Elders Quorum Turkey Bowl 2009: The Armpit of All Turkey Bowls:

Play 1:
My quarterback drops back to pass, I fake left, then cut right, and QB hits me in stride for a perfect touchdown pass…yeah, not really. What actually happened is my whole “cut right” thang didn’t go to swell, as my running shoes gave way on the dew-soaked grass and I bit the turf. The ball flew right into the hands of the guy defending me, who returned it for an easy touchdown. We get the ball back immediately, with our pride stung but still intact.

Play 2:
Our QB, having learned not to trust me, throws to the other guy this time, who makes a great snag on a slightly overthrown ball. After hauling in the pass, his momentum causes him to lose balance, and a slight push from his defender (“touch” football) sends him to the ground, landing on his shoulder and tearing a ligament. The following 15 minutes cannot be described here, because they were rated R for mild profanity and crude humor at a wounded man’s expense. With the injured player needing a ride to the hospital, we lose two players, and with only four remaining, decide to call it a day.

So, let’s recap the important statistics:


Harbor Hills Ward EQ Turkey Bowl, 2009
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Time: 4 minutes
Plays: 2
Turnovers: 1
Season-Ending Injuries: 1
Injury-Induced F-Bombs: 8 (approx.)

If you can top that for sheer suckitudeness, I salute you, and encourage you to leave your story.


Note: I realize, after a few people have responded to me about this post, that I need to make it clear that the F-bomb count was not MY F-bomb count. My count, smugly righteous as always, was 0.

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An Insult to Turkey Bowls

Written by Scott B.

11/27/2009 at 10:39 am

Posted in LDS - Culture, Sports

Destroying the Flock

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Mormons may be accused of herd mentality, and they may be guilty of it from time to time, but my Bishop is determined to break that stereotype.

Since I moved into my ward over three years ago, I have observed an interesting phenomenon. Every Sunday during opening Priesthood exercises, which are held in the gym, all the men stand in the exact same formation–we form a perfect half-arc around the 3-point line on the basketball court. No one stands inside the 3 point line except the Bishop, who stands directly below the hoop.

Well, last Sunday, my Bishop put an end to it, and made us all take five big steps in toward him. The awkward tension in the room was palpable–kind of like asking 50 families who have been sitting on the same pew for 20 years to find a different pew, all at the same time.

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11/23/2009 at 8:26 pm

Posted in LDS - Culture

Double Blind Voting

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Submitted by Fletcher, who has posted here previously. Welcome back!

The economic and mathematical analysis of voting has generated a large amount of literature. Ever since Ken Arrow showed that there is no social choice function that satisfies the logical choice properties, people have sought to find the next best solution. Recently, Marginal Revolution had a thread about range voting that generated a lot of discussion about voting systems in general. I won’t bore you with the details of range voting, but to say that you assign a score to multiple options within a range of numbers. The highest score then wins the election. This is actually similar to a Borda Count, where the range in equivalent to the number of options.

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11/19/2009 at 9:23 pm

Posted in Econ-Law-Politics

Liveblogging the Bill Simmons Book Signing

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2:10 pm.
After about a dozen wrong turns around the Disneyland resort, my buddy Jeff and I finally found the espn zone where the event is being held. We picked a cool two hours early, not knowing how many people would be here, given that it’s the only signing inall of socal.

2:18pm.
We just got in line, and it would appear that we guessed right–there are only about 15 people ahead of me in line, and suddenly lots of folks are lining up behind us.

220pm.
My buddy Jeff mentions that he hopes the person in the front of the line knows what he’s doing. That would be hilarious if we are all lined up behind a guy who just needed a place to sit for a while, but has no actual connection to the event.

225pm.
Suddenly the fact that I am going stand here for two hours sets in. Everyone else is mostly sitting on the pavement reading copies of their books.

I am wearing some new pants, and I refuse.
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11/13/2009 at 3:15 pm

Posted in Sports

Differing Views…

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…on the LDS Church supporting recent legislation in Salt Lake City that bans discrimination in the workplace or in housing on the basis of sexual orientation.

Not Everyone. Sees Things. The Same Way.

I like how Andrew Sullivan approaches it, though I am a Mormon and naturally prefer sympathetic takes to cynical ones (Another from him here).

Most of all, for me, this is just a welcome step away from 2008, during which I constantly was struggling with my active role in the campaign and passage of Proposition 8 in California. My loyalty to the Church and my testimony of the Prophet are strong, but my heart is tired of hurting on this one. So, for a day, I celebrate this breather.

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11/13/2009 at 12:52 pm

Posted in LDS - Political

Book Signing with the Sports Guy

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I am doing a first today–I will be attending a book signing Bill Simmons is holding at Disneyland to promote his new book, The Book of Basketball. I am utterly ignorant as to how a person is supposed to behave at such an event, but from reading Simmons’ article on ESPN.com the other day regarding earlier book tour stops, I can infer that asking him to sign my chest is not likely to be considered appropriate.
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11/13/2009 at 12:33 pm

Rebooting–For Real

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Okay, now this is just pathetic. I promised to get things going again on this blog, but so far I have done essentially zilch to that end. Truth is, I am kind of going through a burned out phase at BCC, too–nothing permanent, but just a seeming inability to find anything creative to say about my religious life these days.

In any case, I was reminded today of a few old posts on this blog and it suddenly hit me how much I love this blog, and much I wish I was still posting to it.

Time once again for a reboot. For reals.

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11/13/2009 at 12:56 am

Posted in blogging

Most Painful Memory, an Extension

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Growing up, my Dad frequently told me, after I had talked back to him disrespectfully or just because I was an idiot, that one day, my mouth would “get me in trouble.” I never really believed him, but in fact, he was right. Last week, I wrote a post for By Common Consent that ended up being kind of a humorous turn on some of the unintentionally horrible things that we all do in our younger years. The post itself, as I just said, was kind of funny, and that was by design, but when the original idea behind the post was more serious–the idea that it’s difficult to understand the cruelty that we all exhibit from time to time.
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08/17/2009 at 12:51 pm

A Wasted Week?

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My wife and kids left last Saturday morning for a 5-day trip to see my folks in Idaho. Being the sort of person who enjoys some alone time, I expected that this would be a period of great personal reflection, goal-setting, and progress in areas I’ve neglected in favor of family obligations.

Instead, I’ve slept. A lot.

Saturday, I slept in until just after 1pm. Sunday, I got up just in time to make it to Sacrament meeting at 9am, and then slept–more or less–the rest of the day. Monday, I slept in until 9am, and made it to work around 10-ish. Today, slept until almost 10, and finally walked into my office just shy of 11am. And mind you–I have been in bed with the lights out before 11:15pm every night.

It. Is. Awesome.

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08/11/2009 at 12:49 pm

Posted in Navel Gazing

Things I Shall Not Be Doing

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Please pardon the seemingly endless starting-up sort of posts; it’s taking me some time to figure what is going on. While my decision to start posting here again was actually a long, thought-out decision, it was based almost entirely on the simple idea that I just wanted my old blog back, and not based on any actual conceptualization of how I would go about writing here again. More specifically, the principle reason I shut it down in the first place is still relevant: too little time and too many other responsibilities. So I need to make it clear to myself why exactly I am doing this, or at least what this re-opening is not supposed to imply. In no particular order…
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08/04/2009 at 9:21 am

Posted in Uncategorized

Starting Up an Old Blog

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stretches hands, cracks knuckles…

I don’t really know how to start this blog up again after taking several months off. I suppose this could be the time to re-invent myself, pretend the old stuff never existed, and just literally start over, but it could also be easier to just pretend that the past three or four months never happened and pick up where I left off.
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07/29/2009 at 3:08 am

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Grrrrrrrr

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That is all.

(I think I am going to start posting here again soon, because I need somewhere to let off some steam.)

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07/28/2009 at 11:07 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

The End.

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I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this post for nearly a week, but every time I start, the text begins to reflect a level of self-seriousness and narcissism that I can’t stand in myself and am forced to delete it all and start over. So I’ll just get to the point:

I’d like to bear my testimony, that I know this blog is true, but I’m still going to kill it right now. Seriously.

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04/04/2009 at 2:00 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

Open Thread: The Role of Mormon Wards in Employment and Business Networking

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(Note: The “Big Changes” I promised are still coming, but I had to get this post off my To-do list first. This was supposed to be a guest post last week, but I ran out of time and energy. Writing an open thread to a small audience is a recipe for lameness and non-commenting, (especially in light of GIGANTE, but I wanted to post it anyway for my own sake.)

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04/01/2009 at 2:47 pm

Review of the Guest Stint at BCC

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As the past several posts have indicated, I spent the past week guest blogging at By Common Consent. All in all, I wrote 3 posts (with one other post that was a wee-bit problematic, and thus died an ignominious death about 10 hours after publishing), and sort of participated in the 15th edition of Police Beat Roundtable. Despite my earlier reservations, the experience was great, and I was sorry to see the week end last night after I sent my final post to the admins for publishing. In the name of being self-indulgent, let me now favor you with some disorganized reflection.

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03/31/2009 at 12:00 am

Posted in Uncategorized

Final Round

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The 4th and final round of guest posting at BCC is now up, for any interested parties to view.
Round 1 here.
Round 2 here.
Round 3 (sort of) here. (PBR–if you’re not familiar with this feature, and some inside jokes at BCC, this will not be nearly as much fun as it could be. Also, please ignore my contribution to it, as I was on a conference call and busy at work during the entire thing.)

This time, when I say that commentary regarding my experience guest posting with the big kids will follow, I mean it.

Stay tuned also for MASSIVE changes at DeadSeriously.net in the next couple of days.

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03/30/2009 at 4:26 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

Toothpaste & Immigration Policy

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If you’ve read my drivel for any lengthy period of time, you know how I feel about immigration. (hint: Me = Fan of Foreigners). In this spirit, I offer you some free Toothpaste:

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03/26/2009 at 8:44 pm

Guesting at BCC, Rounds 2 & 3

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Round 2 here, and Round 3 (Police Beat Roundtable) can be found here.

Incidentally, I have never been more humiliated humbled in my life than to be asked to participate in PBR. Unfortunately, as you will see if you read it, I was thoroughly out-classed. My self-censoring button was on a little too tight.

Commentary on the rest of the experience so far at BCC is forthcoming.

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03/25/2009 at 11:30 pm

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Guesting at BCC, Round 1

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I have been informed that a first helping of yours truly is now available on By Common Consent. More posts will follow during the next week.

As an aside, I think it fitting that the post on BCC immediately preceding my own is the merciless skewering of a BYU student. And I thought I was mean.

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03/24/2009 at 4:06 pm

Posted in BYU

Two Aggies on Divine Intervention and BYU

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An email exchange between myself, a Mormon Utah State Aggie, and an ex-Mormon Texas A&M Aggie discussing the theological implications of today’s wonderful result.

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03/19/2009 at 7:50 pm

The Dark Knight is the Worst Movie Ever, or, Guesting at BCC

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I mentioned a couple of posts ago that I might not be posting here very frequently for the next bit because I was working on a “special project” of sorts. The special project I spoke about was an invitation to guest blog at By Common Consent* for a week, and I’ve been writing a handful of posts ahead of time for that gig. I had planned to start posting there this week, but I decided to put it off until next week. So I’ll be around here for the rest of the week, though posting may still be erratic.

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03/18/2009 at 5:10 am

Posted in Uncategorized

Guest Post: A Market-based Solution for Pork

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[Note: The opinions expressed below, as well as the title of the post, belong to Fletcher (bio here), and no one else. They do not necessarily represent the opinions of myself, the LDS Church, or this guy. I do not edit guest posts; as such, any grammatical, logical, or factual mistakes that may exist are entirely Fletcher's fault, and frankly, I'm astonished that he didn't catch them.]

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03/16/2009 at 2:42 pm

Posted in Econ-Law-Politics

Introductions: A New Guest Author

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I will be away from my desk for a bit this week working on a special project (more on that later), and may not be posting too frequently here during that time. However, I want to introduce a new guest author before I get too far along. Because he is currently on the job market and need not have his name attached to some lame Mormon blog, I’ll just call him “Fletcher”, as he is known in the comment section of several posts on this blog.

Fletcher is on the verge of being handed a PhD in Economics from UC Irvine. His fields of specialization are econometrics and urban economics, though I’ve been told that, with the job market being what it is these days, he’d even be willing to teach macro (Boo! Hiss!) if room and board for his wife and kids were part of the deal. Other things you should know about him include:

-To this day, Fletcher remains the only person I know who has actually played water polo.

-Fletcher served a mission to Brazil many moons ago.

-His talents include crashing on his bicycle, sucking all the fun out of economics by focusing on the data, and spouting random trivia from the Star Wars expanded universe.

-Although I won’t say his name here (as mentioned above), he did approve a link to his own site, where you can read more about him and the research he’s done.

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03/16/2009 at 2:13 am

Posted in Uncategorized

Mormon Blogging or Self-Loathing

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Without question, since I decided to quit pretending that I’m not a Mormon blogger, the most-used search strings in Google for finding my site are variations on Mormon-related topics.

Running solidly in second place, however, are queries about rectal exams.

I’m so glad I can be of service.

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03/13/2009 at 6:38 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

Stake Conference Mystery and Intrigue

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For the Newport Beach California Stake, in which I happen to reside, Stake Conference will be held this coming Saturday and Sunday. I am usually really excited for the conference weekend, because as odd as it may sound, I actually enjoy the extra meeting or two on Saturday without the kids where the local leadership is able to give us specific instruction and counsel for the current challenges in the area. Over the years, some of the most meaningful spiritual experiences in my life have come in these meetings. Additionally, I like Stake Conference because the 10am start time on Sunday means that I can sleep in an extra hour. Lastly, it is just a nice break from the normal 3-hour block routine.
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03/12/2009 at 3:12 pm

Posted in LDS - Culture

Great Moments in Blog Comment History, Part 1

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From a comment thread a couple of weeks ago on MormonMatters regarding the lifting of the Priesthood ban:

  • 137 Ray

    To add one more factor to MH’s summary:

    After Pres. McKay died, Pres. Smith only served for two years – then Pres. Lee served for less than two years (dying of an unexpected heart attack even though he was the youngest president to take office in decades at 73). I don’t think lifting the ban was a priority for either of them, especially since Hugh B Brown (one of the strongest proponents of lifting the ban) was not kept in the presidency of either President Smith or President Lee after Pres. McKay passed away.

  • 138 Scott

    I don’t think lifting the ban was a priority for either of them, especially since Hugh B Brown (one of the strongest proponents of lifting the ban) was not kept in the presidency of either President Smith or President Lee after Pres. McKay passed away.

    Not disagreeing, but…correlation = causation? Hmm…

    Although I suppose in the case of the latter, President Lee = causation for correlation

    Just a little correlation committee humor for you, folks. I’ll be here all week.

(UPDATE: If you don’t get or like the joke, then don’t feel bad. As I note in the comment section, you’re not alone.)

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03/11/2009 at 12:47 am

The BYU – Aladdin Song Is BACK!!!

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I have been informed that I failed to make good on a promise–I had said that I would re-post the audio to the BYU-Aladdin song that I heard on PMS a while back (read this post if you need a reminder), since the file I linked to then has been removed from Youtube. I said I would take a vote, and since only 2 people voted, the audio goes up. We’ll see how long my fragile conscience survives and I decide to take it down for being too mean.

I think re-posting this will qualify as the “really bad thing” that makes me deserving of having my site banned by BYU (which, by the way, is still in force. I’m so proud.)

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03/09/2009 at 6:16 pm

Posted in BYU, LDS - Culture, Sports

Monday morning dose of C.S. Lewis

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Recently I read this post on New Cool Thang about whether or not Jesus could have failed. In particular, the following bit caught my attention:

“[Could] Jesus have not lived a perfect life and brought forth the atonement? If he couldn’t fail, then is Jesus different than us, and our trying to be like Jesus is merely vanity, something we cannot accomplish?”

The second question–is Jesus different than us?–was the real kicker to me, because it had never even occurred to me that He was possibly the same as everybody else, and it actually struck me as odd that such a difference between Savior and Saved would be troubling to someone. I don’t mean that condescendingly–I am not intelligent enough to be condescending toward anyone–but rather in kind of a “Huh. Wow. Never thought about that before. Weird.” sort of way. In any case, a C.S. Lewis quote popped into my head, and I wanted to relate it in the thread, but elected not too because I was late to the conversation and I’m sure someone else already said something far more profound, so I’ll post it here instead:

“I have heard some people complain that if Jesus was God as well as man, then His sufferings and death lose all value in their eyes, “because it must have been so easy for him.” Others may (very rightly) rebuke the ingratitude and ungraciousness of this objection; what staggers me is the misunderstanding it betrays. In one sense, of course, those who make it are right. They have even understated their own case. The perfect submission, the perfect suffering, the perfect death were not only easier to Jesus because He was God, but were possible only because He was God. But surely that is a very odd reason for not accepting them? The teacher is able to form the letters for the child because the teacher is grown-up and knows how to write. That, of course, makes it easier for the teacher, and only because it is easier for him can he help the child. If it rejected him because “it’s easy for grown-ups” and waited to learn writing from another child who could not write itself (and so had no “unfair” advantage), it would not get on very quickly. If I am drowning in a rapid river, a man who still has one foot on the bank may give me a hand which saves my life. Ought I to shout back (between my gasps), “No, it’s not fair! You have an advantage! You’re keeping one foot on the bank”? That advantage-call it “unfair” if you like-is the only reason why he can be of any use to me. To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself?” (Mere Christianity, ch. 4)

The quote speaks for itself, so I’ll say nothing more out of fear of breaching a level of self-seriousness that should not be tolerated on a Monday morning.

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03/09/2009 at 4:47 pm

Posted in LDS - Theology

So that’s it, huh? Prop 8 is upheld?

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Wow. That was fast. So says the L.A. Times, anyway.

Apparently Prop 8 is here to stay. Until the next election, anyway.

I wasn’t evening paying attention to the news–I hadn’t expected any indication one way or the other for a couple of months. A couple of quotes from the article linked above shall suffice:

Two members of [the majority who ruled in favor of same-sex marriage rights last year] — Chief Justice Ronald M. George and Justice Joyce L. Kennard — expressed deep skepticism toward the gay rights lawyers’ arguments. Without their votes, Proposition 8 appeared almost certain to survive.

But the court revealed no division on whether to uphold the marriages of an estimated 18,000 same-sex couples who wed before November.

Even Justice Marvin Baxter, the court’s most conservative member, observed that the couples got married after receiving the right by “the highest court of the state.”

“How can we deny the validity of those marriages?” Baxter asked.

Kennard, traditionally a strong supporter of gay rights, repeatedly noted that Proposition 8 was a mere 14 words and simply took away the “label” of marriage.

She reminded lawyers that the “core” part of last year’s marriage ruling required the state to give sexual orientation the same constitutional protection as race and gender.

Proposition 8 “hasn’t destroyed equal protection,” Kennard said.

“I think what you are overlooking is the very broad powers of the people to amend the Constitution,” she said.

She described the Proposition 8 case as “completely different” from last year’s marriage cases and stressed that previous high court decisions “don’t support” the challenges.

“What I am picking up from this case is that the court should willy-nilly disregard the will of the people,” Kennard said.

George also indicated that the elevated constitutional status of sexual orientation was more important than the “mere designation” of marriage.

Any reactions?

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03/06/2009 at 10:21 pm

The Ikea Merit Badge, part 2

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Remember my idea for an Ikea Merit Badge? Yeah, well, apparently someone else thinks this is a grand idea, too. And not just anyone–but the actual official writers and declarers of The Articles of Men. Given the date of the creation and ratification of this article, I am inclined to believe that they ripped off my idea, but I will not be bitter. They saw a need, and they addressed it.

If only they would address the paucity of legislation concerning Man-Crushes.

Who’s with me?!?

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03/05/2009 at 8:00 pm

Posted in Finland

Answers to Mormon Questions: Do You Even Care if Prop 8 is Overturned?

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Time* for another installment of Answers to Mormon Questions.**


Are Mormons really worried about the California Supreme Court overturning Prop 8? Or, having fought the good fight, are they satisfied with their effort and just content to let the chips fall where they may?

This question was raised (sort of) in the comment section of an earlier post, although I have actually been thinking about it for a long time. It’s a fantastic question, and I, as a California Mormon and resident know-it-all, am clearly qualified to opine on the matter. Unfortunately, like so many interesting questions in life, the answer is the ever-unsatisfying, “Well, it depends.”

Contrary to popular belief, the Mormons are not a large group of people who are homogeneous across culture, political persuasion, and race. This is simply not true. The reality is that we are a large group of people who are mostly homogeneous across culture, political persuasion, and race. As such, some consideration must be given to the differences among Mormons regarding political preferences, including Proposition 8. The basic breakdown of LDS viewpoints on this issue are summarized (or perhaps grossly over-simplified) below:

  1. Those who opposed Prop 8 because they favor legalization of same-sex marriage
  2. Those who opposed the Church’s involvement in Prop 8 because, even though they may or may not personally support same-sex marriage, they felt that the Church itself should not be involved in politics
  3. Those who supported Prop 8 out of personal political opinions, and would have done so independent of ecclesiastical prompting or their affiliation with the LDS Church.
  4. Those who supported Prop 8 because, despite ambivalent or positive stances on same-sex marriage, they felt a responsibility/inspiration/desire/obligation to follow the Prophet’s counsel in this matter.
  5. Those who don’t care one way or the other

Obviously, members of the Church in (5) need no further discussion, but the others all merit further discussion. (1), (2), (3) and (4) all have clearly different past investments and different future incentives and possibilities to take into account before deciding whether or not to lose sleep over the potential universe-altering outcomes of the current court proceedings. LDS people who fit into category (1) obviously hope that the Court will overturn Proposition 8. They desire same-sex marriage to be legalized, but also were uncomfortable with the stance of the Church they belong to and obviously would prefer to not experience any real or perceived social or religious ostracization among those who are, technically, their brethren in faith. Mormons in (2) are largely the same as those in (1) for the latter reason, but not necessarily for the former. Mormons who would oppose same-sex marriage without Prophetic exhortation (3) are basically the counterpart to those in (1)–clearly hoping for the Court to uphold the vote of the people last November, and willing to fight this thing to the death again, if need be.

So what about people who didn’t have well-defined feelings about same-sex marriage in the first place, but worked on the Yes campaign anyway–those in group (4)? I think this is the most interesting group in terms of answering the question about how Mormons feel about the upcoming Court decision. (That opinion may be partially rooted in the fact that I belong to this group, and think that I am much more interesting than other people. Whether you say you disagree with that assessment or not, the very fact that you’re reading this reveals your true preferences.)

On the most basic level, of course I want Prop 8 to be upheld. While I started out with very ambivalent feelings toward Proposition 8, I would not have continued if I didn’t eventually become convinced that it was the best course of action for society. I think that traditional marriage is something worth preserving. I won’t get into the why’s and how’s of that here, because it’s not the point of this post. Suffice it to say, I think society is best served by preserving traditional marriage.

(Of course, one problem in saying that something is “best for society” is that there is really no way of proving such a claim. Undoubtedly, when the dust finally settles and gay marriage is either squashed or accepted permanently throughout the land, there will be no generally agreed upon “proof” that society took the right or the wrong course. You can see it now, can’t you? Two old geezers will be sitting in rocking chairs on their deck in Newport Beach, and one will argue that society is clearly better now that gays can marry because there is so much more “love” now. The other geezer counter by claiming that the wrath of God has been upon California since gays were allowed to marry. See what I mean? How can you honestly prove that there is more “love” in a geographic region? How can you prove that God has ceased to bless a sinful populace? You can’t. Both groups will see what they want to see, cite the statistics that favor their stance, and go to their graves thinking they were right. You can’t argue with religious people or political idealists–and I should know, because I am both of those things.)

So where does that leave me? Praying for the Court to sustain my cause? Sure, I guess. But it’s more complicated than that, because in the very deepest and most honest corners of my mind and heart, I just don’t care one bit what the Court does. For me, and for most of the Mormons in group (4) it was less about passing the ballot measure–I was very skeptical from day one that the measure would pass–and more about doing the right thing and standing up for our beliefs when it was given to us to choose.

So.

One possible outcome is that the court will overturn Proposition 8. Such a ruling would effectively end any further discussion of this issue in California as same-sex marriage is made the law of the land. The reason this would be a permanent conclusion to the argument is that, with no more hope of a citizen-based referendum, the only remaining option lies in the hands of the state legislature–restoring the traditional definition of marriage would require that the legislature, which is decidedly in favor of same-sex marriage, place a new initiative on the ballot. The other possible outcome is that Court upholds Proposition 8, which virtually guarantees that California and its citizens get to go through the whole mess again during the next election cycle. If this happens, the LDS Church, and its members, will face a decision about whether or not to get involved again. This is where the situation is a little bit sticky, and attitudes toward the Court’s upcoming decision depend on which of the 4 relevant groups described above a person belongs to.

Some members of the Church, particularly those who fall into group (3), fully hope and expect that the Church will re-engage in any future battles over same-sex marriage in California. The “assault on the family” will require us doctrinally to oppose such measures, even if it’s a lost cause. While I do not personally believe/expect that the Church will ever change its stance on same-sex marriage, it would be erroneous, in my opinion, to assume that the Church will continue to fight a redundant battle after it has been effectively lost. A very common phrase among Yes on 8 campaigners was “This is just a temporary fix.” Almost everyone I know who worked on either side of the issue acknowledged that society is moving in such a way that, like it or not, barring some highly unexpected change of public opinion, same-sex marriage is coming eventually. I have a really hard time imagining that the LDS Church would ask its membership to essentially throw money and effort into the toilet just to make a point. I may be wrong there, but I expect that there will come a time when the costs of opposing same-sex marriage in California will outweigh the benefits. Such costs may be simple campaign expenditures and time, but they may also be rooted in concern for missionary work, public perception, and most prominently, the general livelihood of the members of the Church. The protests, boycotts, and demonstrations imposed on LDS people after the election demonstrate that the world has changed–and disagreeing with societal currents may now cost you your job. Again, I may be wrong–it would not be the first time in Mormon history that the Saints were asked to literally give up everything and find a new job, home, and life. Still, I believe there is a threshold beyond which the Mormons will change their course–again, I do not predict a change of stance; just a change of course in political engagement.

Given this, there is a perverse incentive at work for those who are still suffering the aftermath of “winning” last Fall: If the Court overturns Prop 8–and nullifies all the hard work, sweat, and sacrifice–we don’t have to go through this again. Ever. If the measure is upheld, however, there is a very real possibility that everyone gets asked to jump back into the game immediately. With Proposition 22, at least the Saints had 8 years to recover from their battle wounds. This time, there would be significantly more sores to heal, and considerably less time in which to heal them.

There was always–especially in the early going, when public opinion polls showed Prop 8 going down in a massive defeat–an attitude among the Mormons that it really wasn’t about winning or losing–it was about doing what the Lord had asked us to do. I remember one particular discussion with several local ecclesiastical leaders who were working on the campaign. There was some debate about whether or not the instructions received from the Brethren during the last weeks of the campaign were going to be very effective, and whether we ought to look for a more efficient alternative. One of those present stood and said, “The more I’m involved in this campaign, the less I believe it’s about winning or losing. It’s about doing what the Lord asked us to do. If the Lord asks us to hold back the ocean, then we should head down to the beach and stick out our arms.”

There is also the simple question of righteous determination–as Paul taught, after enduring a great fight…we are not of them who draw back. From that perspective, people in (4) will desire to circle the wagons again and prepare to fight it out to the end. Many religious people, including many Mormons, believe that the passage of Proposition 8 was nothing short of pure proof of divine blessing–literally a miracle–as without such blessings, the early deficit in public opinion could never have been overcome. As such, it seems a bit forgetful and ungrateful, for lack of better terms, to now enter a state of apathy regarding the safety of traditional marriage in California.

However, the fact remains that last Fall was a horrible experience–win or lose–for almost everyone involved. Sure, some may have reveled in the opportunity to assert rights they believe have been unjustly withheld, and others may have jumped at the chance to rally against something they find disagreeable. However, I think that those who were celebrating on the 5th of November were celebrating a very hollow victory. All through the campaign, many hearts were broken, families and friendships were damaged or strained. Previously cherished religious beliefs were tossed under the bus, and formerly loving brothers and sisters in faith became judgmental and harsh in their dealing with one another. Does anyone really want to see California go through this again?

For the Mormons in particular, our faith was laid out upon the rack and stretched for all it was worth. Although the early efforts from opponents of Prop 8 avoided singling out any one group, that strategy began to fall apart in the last days of the campaign, as all eyes and fingers were pointed directly at the Mormons. If there is another election-year fight over same-sex marriage, there is no question where the battle will be focused, unjustly or not: The Mormons are the enemy. Is this something that the leadership of the Church wants? Is this something that we, as members of the Church, want? Certainly, we are willing to endure it if need be, but I don’t think anyone is excited about the prospect of escalated public scrutiny and derision of all that we hold sacred in the world.

Then again, I might be way off here. Perhaps, at the end of the day, this all just boils down to laziness. I will get out and campaign again if I am inspired to do so. However, ceteris paribus, I’d really rather stay home on Saturday morning and play with my kids.

What do you think? If you played any role or had an opinion on the vote last Fall, how do you feel about the various possible outcomes now?

*I apologize if you attempted to link to this post last night and found it missing. After posting it, I decided I wasn’t happy with some of the content, and took it down until I could revise it early this morning.

**
“Answers to Mormon Questions” are kind of like the famous “Answers to Gospel Questions” by the former LDS Church President Joseph Fielding Smith, except that a) I’m not a Prophet of God, b) my questions have less to do with the gospel, and more to do with “being a Mormon”, and c) no one will likely ever read or care about them.

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03/05/2009 at 7:55 pm

Am I Loud? Or Is Your Culture Just Quiet?

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I love people from Finland. I realized that I haven’t written anything about Finland for a good long while, which may be a good thing to those uninterested in a country and people who could, but for their language, be mistaken very easily for Canadians (Finns and Canucks share two primary focal points in life: Beer and Hockey. And Socialized Medicine. And Moose.), but it’s bad for the other four people who read this blog and happen to love all things Suomi. Lucky for me, Finland landed on me this past weekend.

A couple of Finnish women who live in Utah were staying with us while they were in the area to renew their passports at the Finnish consulate in Los Angeles. I am no stranger to Finnish culture–I lived in Finland for two years as a missionary, my DW is a Finn, and we only speak Finnish to each other the kids. In other words, I think of our family as more or less a Finnish family with American parts. However, having a couple of other Finns around the house for a few days reminded me how easily I forget about elements of that culture which are less obvious when only one Finn (my DW) is present.

If you’ve never been in the company of Finns, then you do not understand how truly silent a room can be. I remember actually making the argument to one of my companions when I was a Mormon missionary that the silent nature of Finnish people was a bigger barrier to missionaries learning the language than the ridiculously complex (yet oddly consistent) grammar could ever dream of being. After all, how could you possibly learn a language if you never got a chance to speak with people? I remember sitting around the dinner table with the locals in complete silence while everyone ate. I remember asking questions during discussions with investigators and having to wait through two, three, or even four minutes of silent consideration before the Finn would give a terse reply and revert to quiet staring. At times, the silent nature of Finns would result in horribly awkard moments, but after a while you just kind of get used to it.

Somehow, I had forgotten about this until two nights ago at dinner:

Finnish Women: (silence, chewing food)

Me: So…

Finnish Women
: (silence, chewing food)

Me
: Hrmm…

Finnish Women
: (silence, chewing food)

Me
: Seriously…is anyone going to say anything at all during this meal?

Finnish Women
: (silence, chewing food)

And so it went for the next couple of days. This got me thinking about what other peoples/countries are loud or quiet in general. Some quick searching on Google will make painfully clear how loud Americans are generally considered to be–in the event that you’ve never had the wonderful horrifying experience of witnessing an American tourist in a foreign country, which is, truly, a sight to behold. Surprisingly, though, I couldn’t find any information about other countries. Are there only two possibilities out there–American and reserved? I can’t believe that’s the case, but I don’t have much information to the contrary.

If you’ve travelled much, what is the most reserved culture you’ve ever come across? What of the opposite? Does anyone out do the Americans when it comes to a need for continous, high decibel conversation?

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03/04/2009 at 4:21 pm

That One Thing…

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There’s this thing in California–maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s called Proposition 8. I’ve been told that lots of people care about it.

Oral arguments start this week. I had almost forgotten.

Predictions?

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03/02/2009 at 7:32 pm

Agency and the Mormon Case for Libertarianism

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[NOTE: This post is my response to a guest post about whether or not a "Libertarian Mormon" is an Oxymoron. In particular, one of the arguments the author--Dan Weston--has made is that capitalism is an anti-Biblical philosophy. One assumption throughout is that libertarians subscribe to such a philosophy out of a love for capitalism. I addressed this point as a comment, but decided it is best to start a new thread. Thus, I re-post my comment below, with a few minor modifications.]

One important point of conflict here is that I think many people might be mistaken about why LDS people–if they are–might be drawn to libertarianism in the first place. If you have taken your understanding of “Mormon Libertarianism” from me, then the fault for this confusion lies with me–as I looked back over my older posts, I embarrassed to realize that I’ve never talked about this to begin with. In short, it has nothing to do with anything Jesus said or didn’t say–or Bible-based doctrinal circles that Joseph Smith “squared” via modern revelation.

Rather, it all comes down to the War in Heaven.

So…the War in Heaven is kind of a big deal in LDS theology, and even more so in an LDS approach to libertarianism. I will warn any readers unfamiliar with certain basic tenets of LDS theology that I’m skipping a tremendous amount of background information which might make some of what follows more palatable. I assume that risk, and remind everyone that the explanations and opinions below are mine, and are not official statements of the LDS Church.

The first thing you need to know about the War in Heaven is that in LDS theology, we all lived before this life in the presence of God–but without physical bodies–we usually call this the good old days “the pre-mortal existence” and refer to our then-selves as “spirit children” of God. In LDS theology, every person was born to heavenly parents in this condition before coming to Earth.

According the LDS Bible Dictionary, the War in Heaven was essentially a conflict over two opposing “plans” for the spirit children of God–all of us–by which we could be born into mortality, be tested and tried, and return eventually to live with the Father. One plan, proposed by the Father and advocated by Jesus Christ, the First Born, involved granting each individual their “agency”, or freedom to choose to return to be with God, while the other plan, proposed by Lucifer, involved compulsory means whereby all of God’s children would be forced into obedience, thereby “saving” all of God’s children.

You can read the scriptures for yourself, and I suggest you do for completeness in understanding what exactly I’m talking about here (they’re all short):
Revelation 12:4-13, Abraham 3:22-28, D&C 29:34-38, Isaiah 14:12-15.

In a nutshell, those passages tell us that 1/3 of the spirit children of God rebelled, in company with Lucifer, and were cast out. The remaining 2/3 chose the plan of God. Yes, you heard me right: Mormons actually believe that you, me, and everyone else stuck on the 405 freeway at 5pm actually chose to come to Earth for the express purpose of exercising our agency–or freedom to choose.

It is upon this last sentence that Mormon libertarians rest much of their thinking: It’s all about agency. It all comes back to the war in heaven–without it, we wouldn’t have agency. Without agency, we wouldn’t sin. Without sin, we wouldn’t have need of a Savior or the Atonement. Without the Atonement, God is either unjust or unmerciful, and therefore imperfect, and must necessarily cease to exist.

So…yeah. It all comes down to the War in Heaven.

In practical terms, this means that many Mormons place an ultra-high premium on the freedom to choose–even if it means accepting something that is ultimately worse for society. Certainly I believe that a society without poverty is better than one with it, but if I must accept compulsory means–taxation and redistribution of my laborfruits, then I prefer poverty. The Word of Wisdom, along with clarifications of this revelation over the years, also reflect the premium Latter-day Saints place on agency–any substances that cause an individual to surrender their ability to choose freely should not be consumed: alcohol, tobacco, drugs–anything that causes addiction.

(Except Coke Zero and Ben & Jerry’s Half-Baked, because these are not wants. They are needs.)

For me personally, this story became relevant when I returned from my mission to Finland. I entered college (Crap-tastic State! Hey Aggies all the way!) and enrolled in an economics course for the first time. I confess that I knew essentially nothing about “capitalism” or any other -ism for that matter. However, when I heard about Adam Smith, invisible hands, free markets, and the possibility that individuals “choosing” their own course might actually be good for society, and not just for the individual, bells and whistles started ringing. Angels appeared. A new dispensation was declard: I had found the TRUTH!

(If you feel that you had similar experiences in a Sociology course, I’m sorry to inform you that you were being lied to.)

So I fell in love with capitalism and free markets, but not because of it’s relationship to economic equity or efficiency, not because of its ability to translate self-interest into great wealth, and not because of its seeming fairness–get what you earn, and not a penny more–but because it was a philosophy that seemed to hinge entirely on individuals’ exercisement of AGENCY–those who worked were rewarded, those who didn’t were not. Capitalism, above all, requires that people live and die by their own choices.

Similarly, I didn’t decide that communism was “wrong” because I hate sharing (though this is patently true when it comes to the ice cream I mentioned above), or because I want poor people to stay poor. Rather, I loathe collectivist policies because they use compulsory means on those with wealth, and remove the consequences from the actions of the rest. Collectivist policies destroy agency.

Jesus of Nazareth was absolutely right (gasp!)–wealth can be a horrible thing spiritually (though so can poverty), and greed is an influence or instigator for much of the evil in the world. But according to my understanding of LDS theology, it is necessary that each individual still CHOOSE to be greedy, lazy, selfish, or to be content, productive, or selfless. Individuals–and societies–must be allowed to do what the weird quasi-naked lady tells Ray to do at the end of Ghostbusters: Choose–even if it means a giant marshmallow man is going to come and get nasty in New York City.

Thus, the proper interpretation of my “Mormon libertarianism” is grounded in agency–not in capitalism. I do not oppose equity in society; I just oppose the use of compulsory means to achieve that end. I chafe under taxation, not because I’m running out of cash and hate the poor, but because those taxes are taken with the barrel of a gun. I pay fast offerings and make other charitible contributions to find achieve greater equity, and encourage others to do so, also. I hate the fact that you, my neighbor, can vote to raise my taxes, and force me to achieve greater equity.

I think you should agree with everything I say, but I prefer–no, I demand–that you choose, all by yourself, whether or not you will agree with a single word. You cannot leave that decision to me, because I refuse to make it for you.

Written by Scott B.

02/27/2009 at 2:35 am

Adult Entertainment Consumption in Utah

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A new article, written by Ben Edelson of the Harvard Business School, and published in the current issue of the Journal of Economic Perspectives has shown that, among all the states in the United States, Utah–with it’s high-majority Mormon population–is the leader in subscriptions to online pornographic/adult entertainment (per 1000 broadband connections).

Can we just jump to the conclusion that, despite continuous warnings about porn in, well, pretty much every meeting since 1998, the biggest vice among Mormons really isn’t just caffeinated soda pop? Well, not really, in my opinion. I think it is far more likely to be a function of Mormon-influenced social policies than anything else.

The fact is, most of the alcohol, tobacco, and adult entertainment–including bars, clubs, and the like, which are legal in wonderful states like California, are all much harder to come by in Utah–even illegal in some cases. This logically results in a substitution effect: Effectively, these products have services have been exported to surrounding states. Utahns get beer and fireworks in Wyoming, get lottery tickets in Idaho, get live entertainment in Las Vegas, and get porn on the Interweb. These results are supported by the fact that, according to the published article, Idaho is considerably lower, despite a very high LDS population.

This is not to say that some Mormons don’t participate in this wonderful past time–certainly some do. However, I think that there is very little support in this article for any theory that Mormons are more into internet porn than anyone else. (That probably won’t change the likelihood of hearing at least one talk on the subject in the upcoming General Conference, though!)

One interesting thing from the article that this summary blog post highlighted was that, although areas with differing religiosity didn’t vary in total consumption of Internet porn, the timing of the consumption did vary:

“In particular, a 1 percent increase in the proportion of people who report regularly attending religious services is associated with a 0.10 percent reduction in the proportion of purchases that occur on Sunday. This analysis suggests that, on the whole, those who attend religious services shift their consumption of adult entertainment to other days of the week, despite on average consuming the same amount of adult entertainment as others.”

In other words,

Church Everyday = No Porn.

It seems clear to me that the winning solution is to re-institute the old LDS meeting schedules, where various elements of “Church” were held on different days of the week, as opposed to the current 3-hour block on Sundays. Who’s with me?!?

Written by Scott B.

02/25/2009 at 5:10 pm

Latter Gay Saint overturns Luke 16:13 with new Revelation: Ye can serve both God and M(or)mon

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Moses had his Aaron, and I have a Gay, Ex-Catholic Atheist. Guest author Dan Weston (See here for an introduction to Dan) offered to address the first question in my series “Answers to Mormon Questions” for me. The question came from commenter MM:

What do you think is the Mormon take on “natural rights?” Are individuals born with natural rights? Are they an inherent part of creation or can they be taken away? In what sense? Or are natural rights really an illusion, i.e., “non-sense upon stilts” as Bentham refered to them? More of a way for us to describe basic respect for one another than anything else? Or are you a consquentialist libertarian not a deontic libertarian and wouldn’t necessarily have a strong opinion about natural rights per se?

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02/24/2009 at 8:10 pm

Introductions: My First Guest Author

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I would like to introduce the very first (and possibly, but hopefully not, last) guest author on Dead Seriously!

If you’ve followed this blog for any length of time, then Dan Weston requires no further introduction, as his comments have influenced many discussions over the past six months–especially those related to same-sex marriage. However, if you missed out on the earlier fun, then the following (lifted from his own blog, Zo Kwe Zo) will help:

I studied engineering physics at U.C. Berkeley, spent time in the aerospace industry, and now create software for visual effects at a major studio in LA. Before all that I spent 2 years in the U.S. Peace Corps, teaching math in French to junior high kids in Kembe, Central African Republic. I have buried one husband, am madly in love with another (now going on 6 years), have 3 dogs, and love to travel. I am an ardent defender of free speech and card-carrying member of the ACLU. I am a native speaker of English, fluent in French and German, studied 2 years’ Latin and Japanese, 1 year Chinese, and can get by in Sango (national language of the CAR).

Additional trivia and non-minutiae you should know:

  • Dan is not a Mormon. He was a Catholic. Now he’s an Atheist. But he’s still a Catholic. I’m still working on turning him into a Mormon.
  • Dan is gay. Dan is also married. Hence, Dan does not particularly appreciate the passing of Prop 8.
  • Dan is a professional when it comes to illumination through obfuscation. I’ve often found myself nodding my head through his posts/comments, only to realize that I’m agreeing with something I completely disagree with. You have been warned.
  • Dan’s vocabulary will probably make you shrink. This is not unrelated to the previous point.
  • Dan enjoys long walks to Starbucks (where he orders a Tall Mocha, which we Mormons would know nothing about), the Lifetime Network, Harry Potter, and reveling in (ex-)Catholic self-loathing (we Mormons know a thing or two about that!).

Written by Scott B.

02/24/2009 at 4:52 pm

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The 50 Questions You’re Too Polite to Ask a Mormon, a Continuing Series

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I blegged last weekend about how to explain Mormons in 1 hour, and while there weren’t a lot of responses to the questions, one of the suggestions from a commenter gave me the idea to start a new series of posts tentatively titled “The 50 Questions You’re Too Polite to Ask a Mormon.” Whether the actual number questions will sum to fifty or more (or less) is not important, but hopefully it ends up being on the “more” side. (See below for Updates on this).

I envision the series taking on a flavor like that of Joseph Fielding Smith’s book, Answers to Gospel Questions, except that a) I’m not an Apostle, b) no one cares what I say, and c) none of the questions will be in the form of a combative letter from a Jehovah’s Witness.

Come to think of it, I guess it won’t actually be similar to AGQ at all. Hrmm. UPDATE 1:Maybe I will call it “Answers to Mormon Questions.” Yes, I think I will.

Some questions will be serious in nature, others definitely not. Still others will almost certainly approach Unbridled Speculation, though I’m hoping to avoid that level of seriousness in general. I’m still compiling a list of questions to start with, so if you have suggestions for questions you would like a Mormon Libertarian Economist to answer, please send them to me or post them in the comment section below. I hope to do at least one entry in this series each week, and also will be having guests post answers to questions (let me know if you’re interested in being one of said guests).

UPDATE 2: I should have clarified this in the original text of the post, but somehow it got left out. This series is not meant to be a Q&A for the most common theological questions you hear about Mormonism–Are we Christians? What evidence is there for the Book of Mormon’s authenticity?–but this is not because these are not great or important questions (In fact, the former may well be the most important question of all!). Rather, this is because I am not the best person to answer those types of questions. There are a lot of other bloggers who debate such questions on a regular basis. In particular, I recommend Jeff Lindsay’s Mormanity for “evidence” and “science” questions. A better, more fair-minded approach to such topics you will not find anywhere. The questions I’m looking for fall more along the lines of “Huh. I wonder what a Mormon thinks about that,” where that could be almost anything under the sun.

UPDATE 3: The quote below is the comment that got me thinking about this:

“More directly to the question: show Unitarians that there is no snake charming, voodoo dolls, or animal sacrifices going on. Answer basic questions directly without evasion: what is an Elder? Priest? Bishop? Prophet? What exactly are your sacraments (bread and wine? cookies and Hawaiian punch?) Are these incarnations of God, or just symbols? Was there really a golden salamander, or is this slander invented by Mormon-bashers? In the next life, does every father get his own planet? Or is that more myth? Where would his wife, kids, their spouses live? If you hate your wife in this life but stick with her out of duty (or she with you), will you love in the next? Or is it an eternity of hell? It is possible that Prop. 8 will come up. Be very specific about the Mormon conception of marriage, in this life and the next, about the relationship of church and state (D&C 134:12 is revealing).

What is the difference between a ward and a stake? Why are they called ward and stake anyway? Why do all Mormon halls (stake houses?) look identical? When you say “stake house” do you secretly think of a steak house and smile inwardly? Is there only one set of blueprints? Is it true that extra time is taken up with church on Friday evenings and Saturday specifically to minimize contact with outsiders for whom these are the main leisure hours, or is it more of a Sabbath thing? What’s up with the food storage? Is that to be self-reliant if poverty strikes, or is it post-apocalypse preparation? What happens to the tithe money? Does it stay within the local stake, or is some (all?) sent to SLC? Who accounts for Church expenditures, and to whom? Why are there always two missionaries? Are they there primarily for mutual support, or to spy on each other and keep each other from “going astray”? Are there any women missionaries? If so, why so few?”

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02/23/2009 at 8:15 pm

Banned by BYU

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Look at the picture you below. Zoom in, if you have to. Do you know what it means?


It means that BYU has blocked this website–www.deadseriously.net. Some friends of mine at BYU (faculty no less!) tried to look at my site yesterday morning, and discovered that I have been banned. Folks–I have honestly never been so proud of anything in my entire life. I think I’d be okay with dying now. There’s nowhere to go from here but down.

While this was probably initially due to my use of a redirecting site TinyURL.com from my Facebook profile, apparently the destination site was blocked as well, so going directly to my blog from campus was not an option either.

The irony is that I haven’t really made fun of BYU for some time now–BYU fans are almost always unbearable to be around, but considerably less so after Utah’s football season. Figures.

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02/21/2009 at 7:28 pm

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How Would You Explain Mormons in 1 Hour?

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If you had 1 hour to prep a bunch of teenagers for a field trip to see the Mormons, what would you talk about?

A friend of mine is a youth instructor in a Unitarian Universalist congregation. One of the (many) admirable things U.U. congregations do is provide an introduction to different religions, including the LDS Church. For a given religion, this takes place over a few weeks–first a lesson, then a field trip to a meeting house for worship meetings, and lastly a follow up discussion.

(They will be attending the local Mormon ward next Fast Sunday. Yeah. I know. Bad breath and crazy people, all at the same time. Honestly, who doesn’t have a nightmare story about that time when they brought an investigator to their ward on a Fast Sunday, only to have some nutter go off on Kolob-this or King Follet-that?)

(Seriously. I remember once, when I was a missionary in Finland, and this old lady who had been a member of the Church for probably 30 years stood up at the pulpit and announced that she had a “blessing” for the ward. She stood silently for a moment, and then went all Lutheran priest on us: She raised her right arm and pronounced a blessing on the congregation. It. Was. Awesome. So…I told my friend to expect a mixed bag, but I’m still excited to hear about their sure-to-be horrifying interesting experience.)

(I’m not being fair here. Fast and testimony meetings can, and often are, the most spiritually uplifting of all meetings. However, they are also the only meetings where you consistently get something you weren’t quite expecting. High risk, high reward, I guess.)

So, in preparation for this field trip, my friend asked for my input on some of the material to be presented the week prior to visit, in addition to showing a Church-produced DVD on Joseph Smith and some discussion of the role of “community” in LDS peoples’ lives. He gave basically the following objectives as my guidelines:

  • The lesson should be geared toward youth from various backgrounds and interest levels.
  • An emphasis on what makes Mormonism stand out from other Christian religions

After some back-and-forth discussion with my friend and my DW, I decided that an emphasis on a living prophet and the concept of enduring to the end, or life-long pursuit of becoming Christ-like were my choices. In response, my friend posed the following two questions for clarification:

  1. What do Mormons mean by “enduring to the end”? Is it more subtle than “believing” until the moment you die?
  2. What is the distinction between (1) a living prophet / continuous revelation and (2) a (non-LDS) evangelical / fundamentalist preacher “interpreting” what God wants / says. Wouldn’t the evangelical/fundamentalist say they’re doing the same thing as President Monson?

I had my own answers to those questions, but I wonder if some of you might have better ones (I won’t tell you what my own are, because I don’t want to taint the pool prematurely!).
So, more specifically, here is my Bleg to the Bloggernacle (the Bleggernacle?):

  1. How would you answer the two questions above?
  2. What, if anything, would you say to a group of teenagers about the LDS Church if you only have one hour?
  3. What would you tell a group of students, visiting a ward on the first Sunday of the month, to prepare them for, let’s face it, folks, at least one crazy person saying something that will make you just cringe? (Or would just you lay down in front of the doors and tell them to come back next week?)

Answer one, answer all–I don’t care. Just…input, please.

Written by Scott B.

02/21/2009 at 6:35 pm

Dwight, the Baha’i Faith, and My Friend in Finland

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Rainn Wilson–Dwight Shrute to most of us–wrote an opinion piece today for CNN about some current religious persecution in Iran. As you can read in the column, several members of his religion–the Baha’i Faith–are about to go on trial for some crimes they are accused of committing. And by “crimes” I mean “worshipping God in the way you want.”

You can read more about the persecution of the Baha’i Faith here.

Wilson keeps it classy and to the point: He asks for support of a resolution in Congress related to this cause, and suggests that we, as Americans, take a step forward and show a little more appreciation and perspective on the rights and freedoms we have.

I have only known one member of the Baha’i Faith in my lifetime–when I was a Mormon missionary in Finland. He was an older gentleman– an American–who moved to Finland as a pioneer to help establish a presence for the Baha’i Faith in that country. He was getting up there in years, and I have lost contact with him, but I miss him. He was always kind to the missionaries in Turku. He served us ice cream every week and asked us to read passages from the Book of Mormon to him. Now and then, he would share some of his own religion with us, but he was usually more interested in hearing our take on things. I really liked him–I remember him being one of the most decent, genuine people I’ve ever met. He was also really good at chess, but that’s neither here nor there.

This is really out of character for me–I’m not much of a “cause” person (especially those freaking annoying ones on Facebook like “1,000,000 Strong for Barack.” Or Mitt. Or Chuck Norris.). But something about the combination of Dwight Shrute, my friend in Finland, and religious persecution just makes me feel all activisty. So, here’s to my support of H.Res.175. You can support it, too, by following the instructions here.

Written by Scott B.

02/18/2009 at 11:43 pm

Are Mormons Really Libertarians?

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Glenn Beck is not someone I quote very often, but he said something that was passed on to me by a friend this morning that caught my attention:

“But that’s a fundamental misunderstanding about what Mormons are. I think they are most libertarian in their principles. There are a set of principles to live by, but you choose to live by them. If you don’t, nobody is damning you to hell. It’s freeing because I don’t answer to anyone but my God.”(Full text here)

I like it, and I don’t like it. On the one hand, I have always believed that a fair number of the Mormons who so proudly check the “Republican” box on their voter registration card are actually libertarians at heart, whether they know it or not. In fact, often I’ve found that LDS people at first think I’m some kind of heretic for claiming a libertarian view, only to realize that they share many of the same opinions once I explain my views to them. I think this is just a natural consequence of a two-party system–Mormons are not so much “Republicans” as they are “Not Democrats.”* Also, say what you will, but I don’t think you can find a better Libertarian Manifesto than D&C 134. We are all allowed to interpret things in our own ways, but the text looks pretty libertarian to me.

On the other hand, I don’t know how realistic Beck is when he says that no one is damning you to hell if you march to the beat of a different drummer. While in theory he absolutely right–the LDS religion teaches that each person is to choose for themselves how to live on the basis of their own personal revelation, we all know that, in practice, there is too much horizontal gazing going on for comfort. This is unfortunate, but it’s also true.

Agree? Disagree?


*
A couple of earlier posts on Mormons being Democrats and/or Republicans here and here

Written by Scott B.

02/18/2009 at 7:40 pm

I Still Feel Stimulated, but Now I’ll Explain Why

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In my previous post, I expressed some sarcasm and cynicism about the value of the stimulus package recently voted on by Congress.* I was then told by one of my friends in a comment that my post lacked substance, and I should repent, even if I don’t like macroeconomics.

My friend is absolutely right–I don’t like macroeconomics. I don’t like thinking about it, I don’t like talking about it, and I certainly never really liked taking tests on it. If loving macroeconomics was a temple recommend question for Mormons, I would probably leave the Church. Okay, that’s not true. But I would at least grunt and glare a lot more. However, my experience has been that almost all people assume that all economists are macroeconomists or investors–hence the frequent questions I get about how soon the economy is going to improve, which companies’ securities they should buy, and how much they should put into their 401-K.** Thus, I have found that, in the name of not looking ignorant, I should keep up to date on the workings of GDP, interest rates, and blah blah blah. So I proceed with the following post on the stimulus bill, but with this disclaimer:


I am not a macroeconomist. I tried to tune macro out of my life when I was in school, and try even harder now. As such, my understanding of macroeconomics is almost definitely better than a 2nd grade teacher’s, is probably better than a recent political science graduate’s, but is likely to be worse than that of almost any other person on the planet with a graduate degree in economics. Many stay-at-home moms probably know more about liquidity traps and credit swaps than I do. You have been warned.

I’ve mentioned before that Greg Mankiw is a great source of awesomeness. If it were possible for me to have a man-crush on a macroeconomist, it would be him. Thus, over the past few days when I began looking for more information on the stimulus, I went to his site first. I was not disappointed with what I found, although some of my favorite bits were not actually written by him.

In response to an article reporting that Greg Mankiw was the only outside economist contacted by Obama’s administration who dissented on the need for a stimulus package, the Man-kiw said (my emphasis added):


“Skepticism, rather than unequivocal opposition, is the right word. … [M]onetary policy is not out of ammunition, and that tax cuts are potentially more potent than spending increases. I could have added that a spending-based stimulus [...] might lead to a long-term increase in the size of government, but I doubted that concern would sway Team Obama. … I think economists need a large dose of humility when evaluating alternative proposals [...] as there is still a lot we do not understand. (Full text here)”

I think that the last bit is where I feel most at home. One of the primary reasons I don’t really like macroeconomics is that everything I’ve ever seen–research papers, prediction models, etc…–just wreaks of uncertainty and inaccuracy. This has led me to the general conclusion that economists, myself certainly included, just don’t know what will happen to the economy when certain levers are pulled and others are left alone. We have our theories, sure, and sometimes the data bear those theories out, but never entirely–it’s always a question of “how close” with macroeconomic models. When the choices involve spending a trillion dollars and growing the size of an already obese government, “kind of close” just doesn’t cut it for me.

If I had to make a list of the things that people just can’t control, my Top 5 would be :

  1. The Weather
  2. The Second Coming
  3. This Guy
  4. The Economy
  5. Rosie O’Donnell

So, yeah. I just think that, as uncomfortable as that position is in terms of comforting the unemployed and other financially distressed people, I just don’t think that any economist, politician, or soccer mom out there knows exactly–or even remotely closely–what will happen to the economy over the next two to five years. That reality (in my opinion, it is a reality, but you’re free to dispute it) has huge implications for policy makers–and here’s where I’m just a crazy person: When I have no idea what the consequences of a given action will be, I usually choose to abstain from that action. But hey, I’m not the Federal government, so printing money is another option, I guess.

But Mankiw didn’t stop there. He then posted an email from a guy at NYU who also seems like a smart person, and who apparently shares a lot of the same opinions about fiscal policy with me.*** He listed several reasons why the stimulus package might not cure the dirty diaper that is our economy. I paraphrase and comment on a couple of his bullet points, thus making it look to the casual observer that I created such brilliance myself:

  1. It’s not easy to spend large amounts of new money quickly, and even harder to do spend it on worthwhile things.
  2. Even if you can decide on the size of the stimulus, it’s really hard to know if you’re injecting a stimulus at the right time. If you swoop in now, and the economy recovers in the next 18 months, how can you prove that the recovery was helpful? How can you prove that you didn’t actually worsen/lengthen the problem? How can you continue to berate free-market advocates and their let-it-be solutions, when you never actually let it be long enough to see what will happen?
  3. Small multipliers can neuter even perfectly timed and executed fiscal policies. (If you don’t know what multipliers are, then here is a link to some Mormons talking about them in small words.) This is a fact, and here’s the extra point: No one knows how big the multiplier on government spending really is. Some economists think it’s bigger and some think it’s smaller, but none of us actually know for certain. Again, I’m crazy and all, but when I don’t have clear, convincing information on critical bits of policy, I prefer Lacktion to Action.

So this guy at NYU concludes with basically what I wrote above, and what I think is the best course of action (my emphasis added):


“[If] forced to make a recommendation, I guess I’d say the following: Go ahead, spend a few hundred billion over the next two years; it may help, especially if the economy performs worse than we expect. But spend it on things that have clear social value.That won’t be nearly as popular as spending money now, but it’s an opportunity to show some real leadership. And make sure you keep your eyes on the financial system: if the banks don’t recover, none of us will.”

I like it. One of the comments in my previous post was a request for my definition of “worthless crap” and, though I already gave a really ambiguous answer to that in the comment section, I think the NYU dude helps me add another level of ambiguous awesomeness:

Things that have no clear social value are worthless crap.

(I can actually feel myself regretting that definition in advance. Eventually, someone–most likely my DW–will point out all of the things I do which have no clear social value, and I’ll be left with a less-than-awesome definition of myself. But I digress.)

(UPDATE: After my DW read this post last night, she asked me what type of things I thought would have clear social value. After discussing it with her, I realized that I should change my statement to say that things that have no clear marginal social value are worthless crap. The reasoning is this–it’s very easy to justify expenditures on, say, education, because very few people will dispute the claim that education has clear social value. However, as more and more money is thrown at education, it becomes more debatable as to whether another dollar results in much added, or marginal value. Because the stimulus package is not so much about “current” spending as is it about “new” spending, it is presumptuous to simply assume that things with high social value also exhibit high marginal social value.)

I emphasize the “clear” part of clear social value because if you look down the list of allocations in the 2009 stimulus bill, it looks like someone just took a “big important policy” shotgun and fired at random. A rough breakdown from the early $819 billion dollar version was as follows:

Tax Cuts: 33.58%
Education: 17.29%
Healthcare: 13.69%
Welfare/Unemployment: 12.45%
Infrastructure: 10.99%
Energy: 7.08%
Telecommunications: 0.47% ****

Seriously.

Does anyone out there have any reason to believe that a bunch of elected officials possibly picked the right mix of spending and cutting here? Does anyone actually believe that a 4th grader drawing random combination of percentages and policy areas out of a hat would come up with a sigifnicantly worse (or better!) mix? And folks, we won’t even start on the details of the allocations within the policy areas listed above (“Drugs that are found to be less effective …will no longer be prescribed.” Are you kidding?! We needed an economic crisis to figure this one out?). Don’t get me wrong here–this is not a knock on the ability of the members of Congress; rather, it’s a knock on the ability of ANYONE who willingly places themselves in the position of wanting to decide on the “best” way of spending that much money in a ridiculously short amount of time.

Agree? Disagree? Don’t care?

*If you need some background into what exactly is contained in the current stimulus package, this article on Wikipedia is the place to start. It gives a nice categorical view of the areas of focus in the stimulus package.
**The answers to these questions are, respectively: “Never”, “Companies Whos Names Can Be Rearranged Into Crude Phrases”, and “Lots” (Unless your 401-K is managed by the same awesome guy who manages mine, in which case “None” is the smarter answer).
***
Being a smart person and sharing my beliefs on fiscal policy are not necessarily independent of each other.
****You will notice that these percentages only account for about 96% of the $819 billion. Although I initially assumed that Wikipedia was just missing some information, I have recently been informed that the remaining $33.17 billion was actually stolen by the Mormons, who subsequently donated it all to the Yes on 8 campaign.

Written by Scott B.

02/18/2009 at 3:55 pm

Posted in Econ-Law-Politics

I Feel Stimulated. Don’t You?

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Oh how far I have fallen from my self-imposed responsibility to keep up with the workings of the economy in the US. Today I was eating dinner at a friend’s house and he mentioned that, as a country, we are now officially “stimulated.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

I suppose that, on some level, I was aware that Congress was involved in some kind of “stimulus package” for the economy, but to be honest, I actually thought that the bills had already been passed and that the money was already wasted on worthless crap. I guess I tuned out of that debate sometime around the time when John McCain decided he wanted to cancel a debate so he could get back to the Senate and help save the nation from impending doom. Apparently, I tuned out prematurely. No harm done, though, right?

Let me be the first to say that I, for one, feel grateful to be so “stimulated.” I’m glad that the country’s economic problems are all over now because that was a scary month or two. Apparently some people were actually threatened with job losses. (Crazy! I know!) Fortunately those were just rumors and have been “stimulated” away. The fundamentals of our economy are strong. Seriously, we’re so blessed to live in a country with a government that can just step in and “stimulate” us away from impending doom with a trillion dollars.

Maybe I need to start following the economy again.

And if you think I was being serious in that last paragraph, then I need to “stimulate” my sarcasm a bit more, because it didn’t come through.

Written by Scott B.

02/16/2009 at 4:49 pm

Posted in Econ-Law-Politics

What 10 Books Should Every Mormon Own?

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I got an informal email questionaire today from a member of my ward asking the following:

What are the 10 most important LDS books members should have as the foundation of their LDS library?

There were a couple of ground rules: Multi-volume books are treated as one (Doctrines of Salvation), with the exceptions of the Journal of Discourses and History of the Church, as those are excluded. Obviously, the Standard Works are also excluded (as I assume you all have those already and are feasting upon them for a minimum of 30 minutes, every day. Right?).

My quick response was the following (not in any order):

  1. Jesus the Christ, by Talmage
  2. Articles of Faith, by Talmage.
  3. Either the current Joseph Smith manual or TOPJS, but preferably the former, since the latter is loaded with gems but so unorganized that it’s almost not worth the effort.
  4. The Messiah Series by Elder McConkie–in ways I think this may be less valuable because #1 already covers much of the material, but it just seems like it should be included.
  5. Lengthen Your Stride, the biography of Spencer W. Kimball’s presidency
  6. David O. McKay and the Rise of Modern Mormonism–In tandem with #5, these two books are must-reads for understanding the way the Church works today. Neither of these are “doctrinal” books, but they are invaluable in teaching how revelation comes to the leaders of the Church, how it is processed and passed onto the members, and how and why the Church’s programs and policies have come into existence.
  7. The Encyclopedia of Mormonism–the only reference you’ll ever need, compiled by some of the greatest scholars in the Church. (and available online now!)
  8. Mine Errand From the Lord–President Packer’s new book. It’s new, so I’ll admit that the jury isn’t fully in on this one, but from my limited reading in it, I loved it. Might be premature, but I think it’s a permanent place winner for gospel doctrine clarification.
  9. The Miracle of Forgiveness–because we all need a little pain, right?
  10. Mere Christianity. Look at me going all non-LDS author…I’m wild like that. That book was inspired in ways that most LDS books can only dream about.

My Honorable Mention list:

  • Christ and the New Covenant–because we need something related just to the Book of Mormon, and Elder Holland’s book is just dripping with awesomeness.
  • Rough Stone Rolling, by Bushman–I couldn’t justify putting this one on because I already had 2 biographies, and while I luuurrve it, I will admit that it is not for everyone. I loved the Prophet Joseph Smith before reading it, and I love him much more after.
  • Something by Elder Neal A. Maxwell. I couldn’t find a single book by him that stood out above the rest, since they’re all phenomenal.

What 10 books would you want to serve as the foundation of a gospel library in your own home? What did I leave off? What should be omitted?

Written by Scott B.

02/12/2009 at 8:30 pm

Posted in Books, LDS - Theology

What is the Value of a Prophet?

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It’s funny how many posts in bloggernacle these days start with some variation of “This is not a post about Prop 8, I promise!” Apparently the community is feeling a sense of saturation with that discussion, and justifiably so. As such, I’ll say the same thing: this is not a post about gay marriage, even if it relates to it.

One of the things that is most fascinating to me about the Prop 8 debate in the LDS Church is the way people on different sides of the issue rationalized their own positions. The most common This-is-the-Bottom-Line statement from people in favor of the measure went something like, “The Prophet said we should support it. Either you sustain the Prophet or you don’t.” Those opposed have been more than willing to provide reasons why “following the Prophet” cannot be broken down into something so black-and-white. I’m don’t really know whether sustaining the Prophet and dissenting on certain issues are mutually exclusive, or even whether the answer to that question is as important as we seem to make it–certainly every single member of the Church dissents in one way or another on (probably) a daily basis. Think about it for a minute. Yep…that’s right. The internal ire among Church members over political topics has caused a few questions to roll back and forth in my mind for months.

What is the value of a prophet? Why do I care about having one? What benefit does a prophet give to my life that another preacher couldn’t give provide? Which, if any, of all my personal opinions, am I willing to change if a prophet were to ask me to do something that runs counter to my opinions? Or do I only agree with a prophet if he agrees with me? Based on my knowledge of the scriptures and past prophets, is it a reasonable expectation that, at some point, a prophet will ask me to do something I disagree with, or which is very unpopular and hard to understand?

I don’t know if everyone in the LDS Church has the exact same view of what a prophet is, but I think we could largely agree on the following:

When I say “Prophet”, I do not mean “a guy who preaches good values in Sunday school.” I mean a prophet in the same sense as Biblical prophets like Moses, Isaiah, and John, or Book of Mormon prophets like Nephi, Alma, and Moroni. A real-life “Thus saith the Lord” kind of prophet. A person who literally speaks with God and then reveals God’s will to those who listen. An oft-quoted passage in the Book of Mormon about seers says:

But a seer can know of things which are past, and also of things which are to come, and by them shall all things be revealed, or, rather, shall secret things be made manifest, and hidden things shall come to light, and things which are not known shall be made known by them, and also things shall be made known by them which otherwise could not be known. (Mosiah 8:17)

As an economist, I typically rely on a definition of value couched in terms of opportunity cost: You value something according to what you’re willing to give up to have it–usually explained as the “next best alternative.” What a person is willing to give up to get something can be understated if you only look at the dollar price tags, because the true cost may include non-monetary costs such as time, energy, and emotional investment. In the political arena, for example, the cost of a policy may be public support, a compromise on other policy initiatives, or your own principles. More ominously, sometimes freedoms and rights are used as currency.

What about Prophets (Seers and Revelators)? What does the average Latter-day Saint give up to sustain or believe in a living prophet? What is the next best alternative? This is easier to answer for myself when I first consider what I get from a prophet.

Like most LDS people to one degree or another, I believe that prophets can see things that are far off–a watchman on the tower, to use a common scriptural term. A prophet can inform me of impending danger of any kind–spiritual, physical, emotional, or other. I can use that information to better protect myself, make difficult decisions, and find comfort. So what I get is simple: Information. Information about God. Information about how to find a path of happiness in a crummy world. Information about questions to which the answer is 42. That is what I get. That’s what every other LDS person gets, too.

Back to cost and value now. Prophets told me that I should be baptized, and I accepted it. What did I give up in doing so? Prophets told me to prepare for, and serve a mission, and I accepted it. What did I give up in doing so? Prophets told me that temple marriage is important, and I accepted it. What did I give up in doing so? Prophets told me that I should get a good education, and I refused, choosing instead to attend Utah State University. What did I give up in doing so?1 Prophets told me I should read my scriptures and pray daily, and I accept it (in theory, while rejecting it in practice some days). What am I giving up in doing so? Prophets told me I should keep the Sabbath day holy, and I agreed. What am I giving up in doing so? No drugs or alcohol? No porn? Living within a budget? Having FHE?2 What am I giving up in doing so? What is the next best alternative?

Going through this thought exercise in my mind, I discovered something: I hope I really value the information the prophets have given me; I better like having a watchman on the tower, because the true cost is pretty high. The pattern of choices in my life indicates that I value it less than some, and more than others, but I definitely do like it. Almost everything that is good in my life has come from weighing the costs and benefits of following a prophet’s counsel and choosing the path in harmony with it. Oddly (or not), almost everything bad in my life has come from choosing a path out of harmony with it.

The problem is, almost everything the prophets have ever asked me to do was clearly “good” advice with obvious benefits. Go on a mission? Become a man, live abroad3 learn a language, give service, etc… Word of Wisdom? Health benefits are clear. Law of Chastity? The emotional and health benefits are obvious.4 Fast offerings? Helping the poor is good. Tithing? Churches, temples, and educational programs are all great. FHE? Prayer? Scripture study? Same story.

But what about something where the inspiration isn’t so obvious? What about, say, Proposition 8? What about dividing asunder the marriages of thousands of people who weren’t ready to do so the normal way?5

I agreed with President Monson on Prop 8, even though it was very difficult for me to do so. What did I give up in making that decision? The final tally is still being counted, but the cost was not small. What benefits have been received, other than a warm-fuzzy for a job well done? The final tally is not in yet there, either. I assume that those who opposed the 1st Presidency on this feel they did the right thing. But that is my assumption–I can’t say how those who opposed it feel.

But I ask the same questions I did in the beginning:

What is the value of a prophet to me? What benefit does a prophet give to my life that another preacher couldn’t give provide? What kind of unpopular (to me or to society) counsel would I accept? On what issues would I change my mind? Would I vote against my other political opinions if the prophet asked? Even taxes & immigration? Really? Would I move back to Orem if the prophet asked? What about Missouri? At my own expense? Really? Would I believe the prophet if he pulled a Captain Moroni and went all militant? Sure, 2,000 years ago, but today? Really?

If not, then how is a prophet any more valuable than someone just telling me what I want to hear all the time? And if my prophet is not any more valuable than someone who will just tell me what I want to hear, wouldn’t the “next-best alternative” be just as good? What am I paying 10% of my income and giving up my Sundays for? And Monday nights for FHE? And extra sleep for scripture study? And…well…everything?

Wouldn’t I be getting a pretty crappy return if all I got for my investment in a prophet was a political and theological yes-man?

Talk amongst yourselves.

1. Don’t answer that.
2. Every. Single. Week. With kids who can’t/won’t sit still.
3. Yes, my brother, even Arkansas should be considered a foreign country.
4. One of the most disastrous and unintentionally hilarious talks I’ve ever heard in my life was when our High Councilman spoke a couple of years ago and said he was going to talk about the importance of the Law of Chastity. For about 25 minutes, described in brutal detail all of the symptoms and effects of STD’s, as well as enough statistics to prove that, pretty much, if you or someone you know is sexually active, you have herpes. And you probably gave it to 10 other people. Then he sat down. No spiritual insights. No scriptures. Just genital sores. I’m not making this up.
5. A claim of “Irreconcilable Differences” in a local courtroom.

Written by Scott B.

02/09/2009 at 7:53 pm

Posted in LDS - Political, Prop 8

Go Aggies!

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The best thing about Utah State finally being in the Top 25 Rankings is that it’s easier for me to find out how the latest game is going. In the old days, it was a painfully long process like this:

ESPN.com –> NCAA Basketball –> Scoreboard –> All Scores –> Search for the Aggies among dozens of others.

Now, the process is much simpler:

ESPN.com –> NCAA Basketball –> Scoreboard.

I’m so glad football season is over. Go Aggies.

Written by Scott B.

02/08/2009 at 5:54 am

Posted in Alma Mater, Sports